notes to self
- it is late June
- stop decorating your future apartment
- you won’t have a place to live if you don’t pass the bar
- GET IT TOGETHER, alex
I live for anything related to the ocean, and feeling the sunshine on my face. I argue for a living.
Chris Bosh block to seal win for Miami Heat versus the San Antonio Spurs. Game 7 Thursday.
THAT WAS SO CLUTCH. For once, Bosh! I’m not even mad.
(via ashes0909)
because, of course

So cringe-worthy. Another way we know I’d never win a pageant, because my answer would have been something bluntly along the lines of:
The only thing it says about society is that we should be doing more independent research on these statistics. The gender wage gap isn’t based on similarly situated co-workers of the opposite sex with similar positions in similar fields, working similar hours, which might suggest gender discrimination. The problem lies in the fact that there are gender-dominated fields because men and women approach their careers with different reasoning based on what’s more important to them.
My life must have been stressful at 16:
does anybody need a vacation?????? cuz i sure as hell do. i need new friends.sorry guys..
Probably because I was such a go-getter:
8. What was your biggest achievement of the year?
—now that i think about it, i didnt do shit.
…and I really had my shit together:
1. What did you do in 2003 that you’d never done before?
— dropped a fone in a toilet =P
This morning I found my online journal from when I was 16.
its been a while since i posted… a lot has happened.. mostly good =)
but.. im going crazy!! lol i need some help and undercover detective stuff from jonny…
right mel? haha. umm i dont even feel lik writing my business to anyone who reads this…
oh yeah to the person who made a comment about it..
i have always been a bitch- so it doesnt mean ive changed..
but i used to care wut u thought.. not anymore..
so i guess u can say i HAVE changed after all. but thank god for it..
ya and wut i do in my life has no relation to you so stay out of it!
barb…. call me asap. BFF
kt- thanx raby.. all i gotta say while im losin my mind here
Thank you sweet baby Jesus for even the slightest bit of maturation in the last 10 years.
Me neither.

| (on hold for +15 minutes) | |
| S: | Who are you calling? |
| Me: | The post office. |
| S: | That makes more sense. |
| Me: | What do you mean? |
| S: | Because you haven't spoken to anyone yet. |
aka every former law student’s personal worst nightmare.

finding out a package was delivered and accepted at your old building in downtown chicago when you now live in miami. weeks after you changed your address with the post office.