notes to self

  • it is late June
  • stop decorating your future apartment
  • you won’t have a place to live if you don’t pass the bar
  • GET IT TOGETHER, alex

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dailydot:

Chris Bosh block to seal win for Miami Heat versus the San Antonio Spurs. Game 7 Thursday.

THAT WAS SO CLUTCH. For once, Bosh! I’m not even mad. 

dailydot:

Chris Bosh block to seal win for Miami Heat versus the San Antonio Spurs. Game 7 Thursday.

THAT WAS SO CLUTCH. For once, Bosh! I’m not even mad. 

(via ashes0909)

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when your a/c unit breaks and it’s summer in florida… and you go to starbucks to study and starbucks’ a/c unit is broken.

because, of course

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when your a/c unit breaks and it’s summer in florida

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So cringe-worthy. Another way we know I’d never win a pageant, because my answer would have been something bluntly along the lines of:

The only thing it says about society is that we should be doing more independent research on these statistics. The gender wage gap isn’t based on similarly situated co-workers of the opposite sex with similar positions in similar fields, working similar hours, which might suggest gender discrimination. The problem lies in the fact that there are gender-dominated fields because men and women approach their careers with different reasoning based on what’s more important to them. 

My life must have been stressful at 16:

does anybody need a vacation?????? cuz i sure as hell do. i need new friends.sorry guys.. 

Probably because I was such a go-getter:

8. What was your biggest achievement of the year?
—now that i think about it, i didnt do shit. 

…and I really had my shit together:

1. What did you do in 2003 that you’d never done before?
— dropped a fone in a toilet =P

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This morning I found my online journal from when I was 16. 

its been a while since i posted… a lot has happened.. mostly good =) 
but.. im going crazy!! lol i need some help and undercover detective stuff from jonny…
right mel? haha. umm i dont even feel lik writing my business to anyone who reads this… 

oh yeah to the person who made a comment about it.. 
i have always been a bitch- so it doesnt mean ive changed..
but i used to care wut u thought.. not anymore..
so i guess u can say i HAVE changed after all. but thank god for it..
ya and wut i do in my life has no relation to you so stay out of it!

barb…. call me asap. BFF
kt- thanx raby.. all i gotta say while im losin my mind here

Thank you sweet baby Jesus for even the slightest bit of maturation in the last 10 years. 

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Remember when your own websites linked on your AOL profile were a thing, and you’d write shout outs to your BFFs and use animated doll gifs?

Me neither.

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(on hold for +15 minutes)
S: Who are you calling?
Me: The post office.
S: That makes more sense.
Me: What do you mean?
S: Because you haven't spoken to anyone yet.
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monday through wednesday = 12 hours of lecture on real property.

aka every former law student’s personal worst nightmare.

postal service woes

finding out a package was delivered and accepted at your old building in downtown chicago when you now live in miami. weeks after you changed your address with the post office.

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My dad wasn’t around and I wasn’t raised by him, but I’m reminded that I’m his daughter when I realize we’re both left-handed conspiracy theorists allergic to seafood.

My dad wasn’t around and I wasn’t raised by him, but I’m reminded that I’m his daughter when I realize we’re both left-handed conspiracy theorists allergic to seafood.

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Father’s Day in West Palm

Father’s Day in West Palm

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summer goals

  • consistently score higher than a 50% on practice exams
  • make it out of this thing alive

give me a cup or give me death.

give me a cup or give me death.

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